November 7, 2013
We’re sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another bar
Raise a toast to this item of our youth that went with us everywhere. No, not the family dog. No, not our Batman cape. Our 8-bit handheld video game device which shall remain nameless but which rhymes with “LamePloy.”
This flask lets you relive the joys of youth, only with alcohol. The CDC points out that alcohol can impair your judgement, reduce your reaction time, and cause a loss of motor skills. Which means, basically, this flask isn’t going to make you any better at Tetris. We can live with that.
Available now HERE for $20.