April 16, 2013
Cylon Centurions are known for two things: their creepy red eyes and their desire to pump all humans full of bullets. But did you know they care lovingly for furniture? True! Cylons always remember to rub leather conditioner into their couches, Scotchguard their microfiber armchairs, and grease the inner workings of their recliners. They’re just responsible like that. And you bet your flimsy human butt that a Cylon always uses a coaster when they’re drinking… whatever Cylons drink.
Since condensation on your table sucks worse than hard vacuum, get yourself a set of Cylon Coasters today and be forever protected. This set of four coasters look like tiny Centurion heads and are made of shiny tin with a cork backing. Just remember, they will only protect furniture, not humans.
Available now HERE for $13.