2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

February 13, 2013


It’s a little known fact that Kate Upton did not exist before the year 2012. She actually magically appeared out of the thin blue air and proceeded to infiltrate our dreams. Based on this cover for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, she’ll continue her domination in the new year. Whether her ultimate goal is to enslave us all and eat us for sustenance is still unknown.
words by Mike Newman

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