July 25, 2012
So, it’s mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there’s nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple – he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses.
And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won’t fit Bowser’s head, but most others. These 8-Bit Sunglasses will keep the sun out of your eyes, the swagger in your step, and all the Mushroom Kingdom citizens thinking you’re the coolest thing since 1-Up Mushrooms. Let the strutting begin!
Available HERE for $7.99.
words by TG