Toilet Paper Printed With Horror Story

June 22, 2012


Hayashi Paper Co. will soon be selling toilet paper printed with a horror story written by Koji Suzuki, author of Ring and Spiral. The short story is titled Drop. How appropriate. Orrrr inappropriate, depending on how you feel about potty humor. I can only hope the plot revolves around a killer who only attempts murder while his victim is on the pot. Talk about being scared shitless, amirite?! I wonder, is a square of TP equivalent to like, a chapter? A page? A paragraph? Oh and most importantly, what does that chunky little baby bear from the Charmin commercials think of the stuff? Does he end up with butt crumbs like with the non-Charmin cheapo brand or is he just afraid to ever go to the bathroom ever again? Read more about it HERE.
words by Brittany High

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