Cookies On The Brain: Zombie Cookie Jar

June 13, 2012

There comes a time in everyone’s life when picking someone’s brain is the only thing you can do to learn something. Knowledge doesn’t just get poured into your brain with the push of a button. As a geek, you can come up with a slew of different ways to research and learn new things, and it doesn’t have to be that hard. But what is all that knowledge worth when the zombie apocalypse is closing in? As a zombie, you will become the ultimate vegetable, and all that awesomeness you’ve learned throughout your life will be downgraded to a vacant expression as your entire body tries to propel itself forward with each swing of your arms.

I am sure I am not the only one who sometimes wishes learning new things would be as easy as eating cookies from a jar, right? With each cookie, you could learn something new, and all you would have to do is just choose whatever it is you need to know. It turns out this is not as much of a science fiction idea as you might think it is. Well, it is, but not the picking cookies from a head part of it all. Are you finding yourself confused at the moment?

Not to worry, have a look at this thrilling Zombie Head Cookie Jar that will have you picking someone’s brain in no time. It’s one of those perfect jars to pull out if you have your grandmother over for a cup of tea, or if you just want to have your friends and family keep their hands off your cookies. Well, not really. This thing is probably like a cookie magnate. Just laying your eyes on this thing will have you become the cookie monster in no time. You will be able to get it off of Amazon for just $29.99. $30 for a a cookie jar might seem like a lot, but also know that you will be able to conceal “food” when the zombie apocalypse is upon us. It’s a small price for survival me thinks.Available HERE for $30.

words by Richard Darrell

One Response to Cookies On The Brain: Zombie Cookie Jar

  1. Krista says:

    how much for these?

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