February 14, 2012
Etsy artist Lizzgliz makes these Mario Piranha Plant Earrings by hand with TLC (no, NOT the R&B group or the TV channel for moms — tender lovin’ care, duuuuh!). While it looks like wearing these would be torture, they’re actually painless! There’s a hidden post inside. But let’s be honest: even if wearing these meant the piranhas had their chompers sunk deep into your lobes, that’s just the price we pay. Amirite ladies?! MODERN BEAUTY IS PAIN. Men think we get tweezed, tucked, plucked and our b-holes waxed for our own enjoyment? Ha! Available HERE for $10.
words by Brittany High