Duff Beer

February 7, 2012


Ever since Cheesy Poofs became a real thing I’ve been secretly waiting for Duff Beer to come to the real world. (I assume this stuff gets transported via some kind of Cool World spike of power type thing.) Why? Because I base my life on what cartoon characters tell me to do. (I never tried drugs because I don’t want the Ninja Turtles to think I’m a turkey.) So if Duff is good enough for Homer Simpson, it’s good enough for me. Plus, you know it’s gotta be good beer because why else would so many Springfield residents have such hilarious alcohol problems?
Cop your 24 can pack HERE now for $39

words by Jenni Chasteen



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