January 9, 2012
Bedtime Stories For Children You Hate by Antoinette Bergin contains hilariously twisted short stories like “Your Upstairs Neighbor Kills People” and “Blood in the Sink.” So, basically perfect for scaring the shit out of that 8 year old who sits across from me on the bus and points at me and asks her mother why I’m so ugly. Or that little turd who lives in my building who blows snot bubbles at me every time I walk by. First of all, how does he even know how to do that? Second, where does all that mucus come from? Are you sick 100% of the f***ing time?! Of course, when I ask him these questions he runs and cries to his mom, acting like I’m the bully. Ohhh little Rico can dish it out but he can’t take it! And that is usually when she calls the cops on me. It’s the same old story every time. Kids, man — they never learn. If you’ve been in a similar situation, here’s your chance to get even. Available HERE for only $10.
words by Brittany High