February 16, 2010
Who’s a tightass? You’re a tightass! I’m a tightass! Admitting that you are a tightass will NOW make you the COOLEST KID on the block! Fat Kids are slimming your purchases whilst keeping wallet plump!
Ladies & Gentlemen please give it up for the ‘FATCARD’! The FATCARD is a one of a kind loyalty card that awards you discounts at some of Australia/New Zealand’s best boutique street wear and skate retailers. Discounts vary from store to store but we can assure that they will turn you from a full price struggler to that old tightass uncle that always forgets your ‘imaginary gift’ at Christmas time.
Aside from all the tightass/discount business, the FATCARD also gives you access to VIP in store sales, secret store drops (for the sneaker heads) and special offers that can only be redeemed by FATCARD holders.
Well… if we are going to turn you into a tightass, it only fits that we give you the FATCARD for a tightass price right? The FATCARD will cost you a mere $5 (once-only fee)!!! Five bones couldn’t buy you a beer at a nightclub/pub! A slice of pizza! A greasy souvlaki, a cab ride, a Berocca in the morning… But it could buy you ALL OF THE ABOVE if you use it on the regular… oh snap! did we just pay for your Saturday night? YES!
Do we really need to sell this anymore? We think it pretty much sells itself!
A list of all participating retailers, discount information and access to membership will be available at www.iamfatterthanyou.com on 15th March 2010.
For more information please email firstname.lastname@example.org.