November 24, 2009
Fuck Peter Hill, never heard of em…but I’ve heard of Simply Bread 6. What…? you think I don’t know where its at…? Listen here you low life miserable fuck face….I know everything that goes on in this town, and i sure fucking know where to be on the 5th of December… SIMPLY BREAD 6!
So listen up…. i’m here to talk about 1 thing and 1 thing only….and thats where to get your mother fucking tickets.
Do not interrupt me or i’ll choke you with a strap on!
There are 5 options :
1. go to www.thehifi.com.au. Register and pay. Its that simple. GET ON IT!
2. go to The Lab Store on Brunswick Street. Just walk in and say Ari sent you.
3. go to Obese Records on Izett Street (Off Chapel St) and look for Frank. Be nice when you’re there.
4. go to DMC records on Commercial Road (Off Chapel St). See a man with cap, whisper in his ear 55463. Don’t touch him!
5. Just hit up one of the Fat Kids from the Posse and you’ll be looked after.
If you don’t understand what the fuck I’ve just laid out in front of you… suck my balls and jump off the Bellagio. Now where the fuck’s my car, i need to get back to work. Hey asshole, i gave you my ticket first. Remember… SIMPLY BREAD 6….BE THERE!
There you have it ladies and gentlemen… Mr Ari Gold has spoken.
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