June 29, 2009
We all know who Sidney Deane is, but if you don’t hit the vid store and cop 90′s hoops classic ‘White Men Can’t Jump’. Rather than explaining this product, I have decided too reel off a few liners from this classic…
Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what’s the score? Yo! Chump! I’m talking to you! I’m not talking to the fucking air.
Billy Hoyle: My name ain’t chump, it’s Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy… can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What’s the score… Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don’t know.
Sidney Deane: Then you’re a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn’t my name.
Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?
Sidney Deane: Your mother did.
Sidney Deane: I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!